Spent the evening listening to Achtung Baby by my favorite band U2. Kids, look them up, You’ll learn a life lesson. I also spent the evening watching some hilarious Louis CK stand up bits. I’m not supposed to say this, but life is about breaking rules and taking risks…I was just on his TV show “Louie” as an extra…he and I had an awkward eye contact moment, and we walked together in between takes. It was unreal. It was also 2 in the morning, so it felt like a dream regardless. I’m really craving bacon. I can eat a whole bad of Bugles. Shit, I just ate a whole bag of Bugles. Is this what my life has come to? I need to write more songs. Andrew, out. And no, not of the closet. But if you are, good for you. Kudos! Peace and love to all and to all a good night.
:O Haven't posted in a while; Law of Attraction Really Works; Fatass at heart...or just a fatass.
I haven’t posted here in a VERY long time. I have a beard now…it’s been that long. And yes, it still grows in patches. But I don’t care. I will not let that steal my right of having my manhood. I am a man. A very small man, but alas…a man. I shall post more thoughts here from now on. I’ll give you a journey into my mind, into an endless abyss of crazy and hilarious. I’ll show you what my thoughts consist of, once they take flight. Law of Attraction is crazy. It works. I attracted a music producer, and a brand new car of my dreams. I’m telling you, it truly works. Try it. “Like attracts like”. You are beautiful. You’re a positive being. You’re a magnet to the universe. Every thought you have attracts things into your life. Focus on being good. Focus on joy, thankfulness and positivity…amazing things will happen. It’s true. Take it from me…and insane 5’2 man with a beard. A patchy beard. Happy DecemBEARD. Don’t eat too much cake. Cake is gross. Pickles go good on top of grilled cheese. Try it. Thank you Cracker Barrel for that wonderful idea. That’s all for now. I love coffee. The end.