:O Haven't posted in a while; Law of Attraction Really Works; Fatass at heart...or just a fatass.
I haven’t posted here in a VERY long time. I have a beard now…it’s been that long. And yes, it still grows in patches. But I don’t care. I will not let that steal my right of having my manhood. I am a man. A very small man, but alas…a man. I shall post more thoughts here from now on. I’ll give you a journey into my mind, into an endless abyss of crazy and hilarious. I’ll show you what my thoughts consist of, once they take flight. Law of Attraction is crazy. It works. I attracted a music producer, and a brand new car of my dreams. I’m telling you, it truly works. Try it. “Like attracts like”. You are beautiful. You’re a positive being. You’re a magnet to the universe. Every thought you have attracts things into your life. Focus on being good. Focus on joy, thankfulness and positivity…amazing things will happen. It’s true. Take it from me…and insane 5’2 man with a beard. A patchy beard. Happy DecemBEARD. Don’t eat too much cake. Cake is gross. Pickles go good on top of grilled cheese. Try it. Thank you Cracker Barrel for that wonderful idea. That’s all for now. I love coffee. The end.
“Sometimes it’s hard to tell the living from the dead….why am I fighting to live, if I’m just living to fight? Why am I trying to see, there ain’t nothing in sight? Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try, why am I dying to live, if I’m just living to die?”—As sung by Edgar Winter, in the song “Dying to Live”
Hello folks on the interwebs! Just thought we’d let you know…We are entered in a contest via Gospel Music Channel, and if we get enough votes, we become “Gospel Music’s Most Powerful Voice” and we get on TV and radio and lots of gear and money, and we’d love you forever if you could vote :)…